It’s like the blind leading the blind. And neither of them have legs.

Well, he’s gonna have his fingers in my mouth, so I’ve gotta trust him.

Just give me a kiddie pool and a straw, and I’m good.

I’ve got skinny legs; I’ll wear the skirt.

Watch out! A’s on her soap wagon.

Boy, that Jesse McCartney really threw me for a loop.

He shoulda listened to Swayze.

Wow. Those cats at the Tootsie Roll factory have really gotten the taste of self-loathing down.

Put some pants on that buffalo.

A: I just made a rainbow gradient by accident. I don’t even know how I did that.
B: What does it mean?!