I figured that was enough time for it to cool down, given that it’s been in my mouth once already.
I figured that was enough time for it to cool down, given that it’s been in my mouth once already.
I like poop eggs.
A: Oh no, is it tragic spandex?
B: Is there any other kind?
A: I’m gonna call HR.
B: On yourself?
Did I just hear someone say noodle balls?
A: I only want the pink ones.
B: Don’t be racist.
A: They’re all young and thin and Asian.
B: They won’t be for long. Well, they’ll still be Asian.
A: How was your trip?
B: Amazing. I rode a camel.
A: Where did you ride a camel?
B: In Rome … Kidding. In Tunisia.
C: No! In Rome! Of course.
A: Yeah, naturally. The Pope rides a camel.
C: In the bubble.
A: Doesn’t everyone ride camels in the Vatican?
B: Yeah. It’s loud on the marble. Because the camels wear tap shoes.
C: Yep.
A: Good talk.
I think it’d be really funny to watch a monkey eat a gummi bear.
A: What happened to your arm?
B: It was a yard ape.
