A: I didn’t like the whole “Porchlights for Caylee” thing. It was so disingenuous. Oh, how thoughtful of you to do something you were going to do anyway, but say it’s on behalf of a murdered child. It’s the laziest advocacy ever.
B: Yeah, like when you go to sleep at night you could say, “Tonight, I sleep for peace.” Or you could dedicate your morning poo to the monks in Tibet fighting the Chinese army. Morning Poos for Tibet. I like that; let’s make that a thing. It’d be a really good band name. Pooing for Tibetan Monks. Tibetan Monk Poos. I love this.
